|At the Royal Botanical Gardens in Sydney after renewing their American passports|
I was a bit irritable at the end there.
Irritable as in "why the $&%^*ing #&$* do I have to $*%*ing bend over to pick up everybody else's $&%*(^ing socks?"
Irritable as in bending Matthew over to touch his toes to show him how easy it was to bend over when you weren't carrying a person inside your belly.
And while the question about the socks - and books and sticks and legos and soccer balls - is a valid one, the $*($%&% used liberally as an adjective and noun isn't.
|Big city. Bit chilly for the Queenslanders. (Huh? How did Ryan EVER survive in Germany?!)|
This hit home when Matthew used the "f" word as an adjective. And then came up with the "er" version to describe the brother he wasn't getting along with.
Also when Damon asked Aidan to brush his teeth one night and Aidan sat down in the middle of the bathroom floor and said "JESUS CHRIST".
He sounded just like me. Which would have been funny....
|More impressed with the icecream than the Opera House.|
(We have since introduced Aidan to the "Jesus Christ" I keep in our kitchen pantry, next to the flour and baking products. A gift from the Mormon missionaries, the picture is too pretty to throw out, and so I keep it to comfort me whenever I open the pantry. When Aidan DOES slip up, we remind him about respect and invite him to visit Jesus in the pantry if he feels the need for a chat.)
|Back in Brisbane! (Where Mommy and Ian are waiting for us.)|
I've gotten WAY better. (I only lose it when the computer refuses to cooperate with me.)
And the twins' behaviour has mirrored mine.
Michael Jackson knew what he was talking about.
"I'm starting with the man in the mirror.
I'm asking him to change his ways.
And no message could have been any clearer
If you want to make the world a better place
Take a look at yourself and make the change."
|At the Botanical Gardens.|
I haven't had to do much. Just change my own behaviour.
I want my kids to be better people than I am.
Meaning that I become a better person for them.