The funny thing about telling people you might have Aspergers is the reaction.
Most people probably don't even know what it is, or what it means to have it, so you wouldn't get any reaction at all.
These of course are not people you, as someone now almost officially diagnosed as slightly odd, would be talking to.
The people YOU are talking to have one of three reactions.
They either go, oh, but that sounds just like me. And get really excited about the possibility of finally understanding themselves.
Or they go, but that sounds like me too, and aren't we all a bit that way, and it couldn't possibly mean anything. And then take tests to prove they aren't as well.
The third group generally goes oh, yeah, that does sound like you. Funny isn't it. And then moves on.
Congratulations, you have just taken my unofficial Aspergers test.
If you fall into group three you probably do NOT have Aspergers.
If you fall into group one, you could probably be diagnosed with Aspergers. If you'd like.
If you fall into group two you are most likely very close to someone with Aspergers, whether you have it or not. My guess is no, Laura, like I said. Because if you did have it it would come as a relief to think you might.
The thing is that noone really knows what Aspergers is, or even IF it is. Is it a form of autism? Is it a disability? Is it even something real? Or just a personality type?
Van Gogh. Michelangelo. Mozart. Beethoven. Newton. Edison. Einstein. Darwin. Hans Christian Anderson. Jane Austen. Mark Twain. Alfred Hitchcock. George Orwell. Henry Ford. Hans Asperger. And Tony Attwood. (A leading authority on Aspergers who lives and practices psychology here in Brisbane.) Then you get Michael Jackson. But you also get Bill Gates.
All people who exhibit signs of having or having had Aspergers.
Although Van Gogh, Michelangelo, Mozart, Beethoven, and oh heck, just about every famous writer, artist or musician from the past also showed traits attributable to bipolar disorder. Yes, Michael too, poor dear.
I have a lot of books on this disorder as well since THAT was my initial diagnosis at the clinic in Germany.
All things considered, I'd rather have Aspergers.
Saying I have Aspergers answers so many questions I have always had about myself and about the world around me. Mostly, like, why the heck is everyone else behaving in such an illogical and unproductive manner? Why am I causing offense by saying it like it is? Or trying to correct things and make them better.
And often, why am I the only one trying to make this better? Why am I the only one this bothers?
Why am I trying so hard?
I was voted "most likely to show up late for an exam" in veterinary school. I like it. It shows I left an impression. I was a mess. But people still liked me enough to show up and vote!
There was no vote. And I wasn't the only mess in vet school. But people have generally managed to see through my mess and find something worthwhile underneath. I thank them for that. I wouldn't have had the patience to be my friend. (Oh. Deep psychological insight there, right?!)
I was drinking. I was partying. I was everywhere.
I was also cowering in the downstairs bathrooms, crawled up in the fetal position, too anxious to make it to clinics on time.
I was curled up in bed, sobbing hysterically, because I couldn't face the thought of being trapped in that building, surrounded by slabs of concrete, surrounded by West Philly, surrounded by the poverty and violence, the anonymous apathy of a big city.
I was trapped in my guilt and shame and inadequacy. Because this was my dream and I was failing at it.
Or worse yet, because maybe this wasn't my dream after all. But I didn't have the strength or self-acceptance to follow another one.
I got straight A's out at New Bolton Center, the large animal unit. It was out in the country. And I could walk around the horses and cows and feel the heat of their bodies and the warm breath of their muzzles on my hands and face. I could lay down in fields of tall grass and noone would know I was there.
The dogs and cats in their cages didn't elicit anything from me. I couldn't bring myself to care. Academically or otherwise. Just cages. And deadness.
I thought I was weak and worthless.
But it took more strength than you know just to uncurl from my fetal position in the downstairs bathroom and force my legs and my body up those stairs. Two hours late. And then pretend I didn't care. And party on all night in the hopes it might help me get up the next morning to face the same thing.
Do I have Aspergers? I don't know.
Am I brilliant? Probably not.
But it helps to put those brilliant names onto a list and consider that I might have something in common with them.
Because the alternative is the empathy I felt for the mentally ill on the streets of Philadelphia.
Congratulations. If you have never found yourself curled up in the fetal position on the bathroom floor you probably don't have Aspergers. Or bipolar disoder. Or depression and anxiety.
But you do know someone who probably does. Me.
And its really not as bad as it sounds now that they have a name for it.
Because the journey of self discovery is hard enough without a road map.
How nice to at least be given a starting point.
Saturday, December 29, 2012
Friday, December 28, 2012
Good Intentions! (Belated Kids with Santa Photo)
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| Ryan, Matthew, Ian and Santa, Aidan and Andrew
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What about posting the photo? Uh yeah, ma, I'll get to that. Right after I send you Ian's baby photo. I'm on it.
And yes, those are my kids in bathing togs posing with Santa. When in Oz!
Truth is we are having a fabulous time. Christmas here is so different from anywhere else. It falls in SUMMER! Shona's fantasies about a white Christmas aside, Christmas in summer is the best there is. We have the concerts in the parks. Christmas light displays so big you get out of the car and walk around them. In pajamas and bare feet. We have Christmas barbeques. Pool parties. The beach. Some more barbeques. Amusement parks and water parks. Oh and did I mention the barbeques? And the beach?
Look, I can see it isn't everyone's idea of a perfect Christmas. But it sure is mine.
We have the end of school and end of school fun combined with Christmas fun. We have the summer holidays. It's like all the good stuff all wrapped into one like, like, well, like a giant Christmas present really!
We're off to Brisbane today, to spend time in the lagoon. In the middle of the city. Swimming.
Will have to settle for a beer instead of a Gluehwein though. And sunscreen and sunhats and sunshirts in place of scarves, hats and mittens. Togs instead of snowsuits.
It's tough going, this Christmas in Queensland. But we're doing the best we can with what we've got!
Friday, December 14, 2012
Our Australian Christmas Greeting 2012
We have been in Australia for just over two years now and this will be our third Christmas.
Our first Christmas was right before the big Queensland floods that devastated the area. It HAD been raining a lot, but we didn't notice, having just come from Germany. Then the dams flooded and we realised this was more rain than usual for southeast Queensland.
This Christmas finds me a little embarrassed to report how well we are doing.
The bridge that was damaged in the floods is fixed again just under two years later. Can Haiti say that? Japan? Christ Church?
We really do live in the lucky country.
I don't miss the snow and cold at all. We love the beach and barbeque and plan to have nothing but hotdogs and french fries for Christmas. Which we'll call sausages and chips. Although it wouldn't kill southeast Queensland to open at least one biergarten or outdoor cafe.
Our kids really do go to one of the best primary schools in the area now. This after much soul-searching and self-discovery. They aren't in the gifted and talented program - yet - but are at least back up to the academic standards expected by the National Curriculum.
Andrew really is a star soccer and baseball player. Although he is too short to play basketball.
He stopped karate back in Germany because he told me he didn't like to fight.
I couldn't be prouder.
Ryan has decided to try her hand - or hips rather - at gypsy dancing instead of ballet. She hasn't given the modelling a go after all. But she probably could. If her father wasn't considering trying to make her wear a burkha.
Meanwhile she expects a Thoroughbred for Christmas. Although a Warmblood will do.
She and I are homeschooling. Repeating sixth grade was a lot harder than I thought it would be, mostly because I kept having to remind myself that beating her wasn't going to help any.
NASA hasn't come knocking about the space station yet, but we think they just don't trust us anymore. Because we talk kinda funny now. Why do I have a foreign accent in every language I speak?!
Damon IS actually coaching the baseball team. But noone really wants to hear him sing. We don't go to church. And the dole is so good in Australia that I don't believe we have a homeless shelter. The weather's good enough to sleep outside. And wasn't there something about just setting up tents in front of government buildings this year?
I am, as usual, having troubles living up to my own expectations. I still speak to the kids in German sometimes, but mostly when they are getting in trouble. I'm having more difficulties with the English, not sure if I am speaking American or Aussie or maybe just Queensland dialect. Not sure how this is going to help my resume.
Having that extra kid probably didn't improve my employability rating either.
Ryan and I did repaint some kitchen chairs. They make me feel like I've got something to show for all of the homeschooling.
I cooked for the first half of term and still do homemade pizzas on Fridays. I am beginning to abhor the smell of meat, something that is not going to bode well for our protein content since I also don't like the thought of preparing peas and beans.
I do have my Queensland veterinary license now. And know they spell it licence here.
Which I still find weird and wrong.
And although I have started my young adult novel about a journey of magic and self-discovery, I am afraid my protagonist will get knocked up by the good-looking and enigmatic bad-boy-next-door before they find the door to the magic kingdom that shows them their potential to be so much more.
It's been the year that we learned what school sores were. The hard way. (Heads up, it's called impetigo in the rest of the world and they ain't kidding when they call it highly infectious. Yuck.) The year we became illegal migrants and got sent to New Zealand for three days as punishment. The year my tarot told me to "let go and let God." Along with just about everyone else I know! The year Grandma died.
Maybe she's up there intervening on our behalf.
Because all in all, it's been a good year.
Can we take a break before 2013 though, please?!
Our first Christmas was right before the big Queensland floods that devastated the area. It HAD been raining a lot, but we didn't notice, having just come from Germany. Then the dams flooded and we realised this was more rain than usual for southeast Queensland.
This Christmas finds me a little embarrassed to report how well we are doing.
The bridge that was damaged in the floods is fixed again just under two years later. Can Haiti say that? Japan? Christ Church?
We really do live in the lucky country.
I don't miss the snow and cold at all. We love the beach and barbeque and plan to have nothing but hotdogs and french fries for Christmas. Which we'll call sausages and chips. Although it wouldn't kill southeast Queensland to open at least one biergarten or outdoor cafe.
Our kids really do go to one of the best primary schools in the area now. This after much soul-searching and self-discovery. They aren't in the gifted and talented program - yet - but are at least back up to the academic standards expected by the National Curriculum.
Andrew really is a star soccer and baseball player. Although he is too short to play basketball.
He stopped karate back in Germany because he told me he didn't like to fight.
I couldn't be prouder.
Ryan has decided to try her hand - or hips rather - at gypsy dancing instead of ballet. She hasn't given the modelling a go after all. But she probably could. If her father wasn't considering trying to make her wear a burkha.
Meanwhile she expects a Thoroughbred for Christmas. Although a Warmblood will do.
She and I are homeschooling. Repeating sixth grade was a lot harder than I thought it would be, mostly because I kept having to remind myself that beating her wasn't going to help any.
NASA hasn't come knocking about the space station yet, but we think they just don't trust us anymore. Because we talk kinda funny now. Why do I have a foreign accent in every language I speak?!
Damon IS actually coaching the baseball team. But noone really wants to hear him sing. We don't go to church. And the dole is so good in Australia that I don't believe we have a homeless shelter. The weather's good enough to sleep outside. And wasn't there something about just setting up tents in front of government buildings this year?
I am, as usual, having troubles living up to my own expectations. I still speak to the kids in German sometimes, but mostly when they are getting in trouble. I'm having more difficulties with the English, not sure if I am speaking American or Aussie or maybe just Queensland dialect. Not sure how this is going to help my resume.
Having that extra kid probably didn't improve my employability rating either.
Ryan and I did repaint some kitchen chairs. They make me feel like I've got something to show for all of the homeschooling.
I cooked for the first half of term and still do homemade pizzas on Fridays. I am beginning to abhor the smell of meat, something that is not going to bode well for our protein content since I also don't like the thought of preparing peas and beans.
I do have my Queensland veterinary license now. And know they spell it licence here.
Which I still find weird and wrong.
And although I have started my young adult novel about a journey of magic and self-discovery, I am afraid my protagonist will get knocked up by the good-looking and enigmatic bad-boy-next-door before they find the door to the magic kingdom that shows them their potential to be so much more.
It's been the year that we learned what school sores were. The hard way. (Heads up, it's called impetigo in the rest of the world and they ain't kidding when they call it highly infectious. Yuck.) The year we became illegal migrants and got sent to New Zealand for three days as punishment. The year my tarot told me to "let go and let God." Along with just about everyone else I know! The year Grandma died.
Maybe she's up there intervening on our behalf.
Because all in all, it's been a good year.
Can we take a break before 2013 though, please?!
Thursday, December 13, 2012
An American Christmas Greeting
Merry Christmas friends and family,
Another year has come and gone in which none of us has had the time to visit, phone, email or even twitter. Check us out on Facebook if you get a chance.
And so we'd like to share news of our family with the 400 of you who are closest in our hearts during this joyous holiday season.
All of the kids are, of course, in the gifted program at school, the school being the best in the entire country. Our son is the star of the soccer, baseball, and basketball teams and is training for his black belt in karate, the youngest ever to do so at the age of seven. He also plays a Stradavarius. Our ten year old daughter is travelling to New York City on the weekends to dance ballet professionally. And weren't we surprised when NASA called to ask her opinion about the latest space station. All of which somehow led to a modelling gig. She'll also be in the Olympics next year for stadium jumping. We've enclosed the photo of her on her new Thoroughbred. My husband meanwhile is never home, business (which obviously is booming) taking him to Shang-hai, Syndey, Berlin, Moscow and Paris this year alone. And yet he somehow finds time to coach the soccer team, sing in the church choir, travel with the cub scouts and volunteer at the local homeless shelter.
I am not doing much, still busy with homeschooling the youngest two before they enter preschool. They are trilingual now, at the age of three, but having some dificulty reading the French. I've repainted all the bedrooms in our six bedroom home (photo also enclosed) and made curtains to match. In between preparing organic vegan home-cooked meals for the entire family (grown in our own garden) and sewing all of our clothes, I have found time to open my own silk-screening business, currently bringing in $40,000 a month, in addition to continuing to work as a cardiologist at the local hospital.
Wishing you and yours a blessed and holy holiday season. (The Connors)
Wednesday, December 12, 2012
Love Yourself?
A friend of mine did his first sermon as a lay minister-in-training (did I get that right, Neil? Close?) on this reading from the book of Matthew.
(Really, sometimes I don't know why these good people hang out with me. Fear for my children?! A glimmer of hope?! Comic relief?!)
Matthew 22:36-40
Instead of going over the first part, loving the Lord your God, he was interested in defining neighbour.
Since this was at the same time that I was having trouble accepting having to leave our old school, accepting social inequity, learning that there are differences in people and their choices, I found it particulary disturbing.
I was finding my tribe and realising that a caste system exists in the USA and Australia just as much as it does in India.
I felt like I'd just crapped on my neighbours by choosing to leave the neighbourhood.
Except then I thought about the Brooklyn Bridge.
If your neighbour jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge, I don't think Jesus meant that you should follow. He didn't mean that you have to accept your neighbour's poor choices in order to love them unconditionally, as another human being, as a spark of the same divinity that resides in yourself.
He didn't mean that you have to love yourself less because your neighbour is having trouble loving himself.
I think that Jesus meant you have to love yourself. And to do that you have to know yourself.
Do you switch neighbourhoods? Of course you do. You owe it to yourself and your children to surround yourself with people who are good for you. But that's not what Jesus meant by neighbour.
The secret is in the second part being like the first. Loving your neighbour is like loving yourself. Which is like loving God.
It is the secret of Namaste. (Bowing to the divinity that resides in all of us.)
The trick is in accepting that life is imperfect, that people are imperfect, that inequalities will exist, that life is unfair and that bad things happen. That some people make really bad choices that affect their ability to contribute productively to society or to their own personal growth. That some people won't grow. Or grow up.
You can love someone unconditionally as a human being without approving of the choices they have made in this lifetime. (Or you should try anyway.)
I have been feeling guilty about making the right choices and for taking advantage of the opportunities given to me. I feel bad that I can do so well when others do so poorly.
This is only because I still have problems accepting this imperfect life.
I still don't get that it isn't all up to me to set things right, solve social injustice, end world hunger, poverty and war, find a cure for cancer, and malaria. And AIDS. (Oh sorry. Bill Gates has a couple of those on his plate too!)
Loving my neighbour as myself means accepting that God can handle all of this without me.
That "no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. (Max Ehrmann, Desiderata)
That all of this is okay, just the way it is. Child abuse. Illiteracy. Rape. Drug addiction. Alcoholism.
It's okay.
"Whether or not it is clear to you ." (Max Ehrmann, Desiderata)
I still have a problem with accepting that it is okay to excel while others are doing so poorly.
On the other hand, how am I loving God, or myself, or even my neighbour, any better by choosing not to excel when I can?
"You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here." (Max Ehrmann, Desiderata)
Do I have a right to do well when others aren't?
I have a right to be where I am, Max tells me.
Maybe the trickiest part of loving my neighbour as myself is loving myself enough to agree.
(Really, sometimes I don't know why these good people hang out with me. Fear for my children?! A glimmer of hope?! Comic relief?!)
Matthew 22:36-40
New International Version (NIV)
36 “Teacher, which is the greatest commandment in the Law?”
37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’[a] 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’[b] 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”
37 Jesus replied: “‘Love the Lord your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind.’[a] 38 This is the first and greatest commandment. 39 And the second is like it: ‘Love your neighbor as yourself.’[b] 40 All the Law and the Prophets hang on these two commandments.”
Footnotes:
- Matthew 22:37 Deut. 6:5
- Matthew 22:39 Lev. 19:18
Instead of going over the first part, loving the Lord your God, he was interested in defining neighbour.
Since this was at the same time that I was having trouble accepting having to leave our old school, accepting social inequity, learning that there are differences in people and their choices, I found it particulary disturbing.
I was finding my tribe and realising that a caste system exists in the USA and Australia just as much as it does in India.
I felt like I'd just crapped on my neighbours by choosing to leave the neighbourhood.
Except then I thought about the Brooklyn Bridge.
If your neighbour jumps off the Brooklyn Bridge, I don't think Jesus meant that you should follow. He didn't mean that you have to accept your neighbour's poor choices in order to love them unconditionally, as another human being, as a spark of the same divinity that resides in yourself.
He didn't mean that you have to love yourself less because your neighbour is having trouble loving himself.
I think that Jesus meant you have to love yourself. And to do that you have to know yourself.
Do you switch neighbourhoods? Of course you do. You owe it to yourself and your children to surround yourself with people who are good for you. But that's not what Jesus meant by neighbour.
The secret is in the second part being like the first. Loving your neighbour is like loving yourself. Which is like loving God.
It is the secret of Namaste. (Bowing to the divinity that resides in all of us.)
The trick is in accepting that life is imperfect, that people are imperfect, that inequalities will exist, that life is unfair and that bad things happen. That some people make really bad choices that affect their ability to contribute productively to society or to their own personal growth. That some people won't grow. Or grow up.
You can love someone unconditionally as a human being without approving of the choices they have made in this lifetime. (Or you should try anyway.)
I have been feeling guilty about making the right choices and for taking advantage of the opportunities given to me. I feel bad that I can do so well when others do so poorly.
This is only because I still have problems accepting this imperfect life.
I still don't get that it isn't all up to me to set things right, solve social injustice, end world hunger, poverty and war, find a cure for cancer, and malaria. And AIDS. (Oh sorry. Bill Gates has a couple of those on his plate too!)
Loving my neighbour as myself means accepting that God can handle all of this without me.
That "no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. (Max Ehrmann, Desiderata)
That all of this is okay, just the way it is. Child abuse. Illiteracy. Rape. Drug addiction. Alcoholism.
It's okay.
"Whether or not it is clear to you ." (Max Ehrmann, Desiderata)
I still have a problem with accepting that it is okay to excel while others are doing so poorly.
On the other hand, how am I loving God, or myself, or even my neighbour, any better by choosing not to excel when I can?
"You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here." (Max Ehrmann, Desiderata)
Do I have a right to do well when others aren't?
I have a right to be where I am, Max tells me.
Maybe the trickiest part of loving my neighbour as myself is loving myself enough to agree.
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
A Rose By Any Other Name
Oh.
So we got our tentative Aspies diagnoses. Pretty much before we walked in the door.
The counsellor is asking me if I need a hug. (Uh, yes please!) And I am thinking, at last, some support and understanding about how difficult it is to parent an aspie child. They get me, they really get how hard it is.
We sit down and the counsellor starts talking to me about high functioning aspies slipping through the cracks and masking their differences by overachieving and struggling and just working oh so darn hard to do everything right until they just have a meltdown.
Which I was in the middle of having.
And I'm thinking, but what, my child is NOT overachieving and not working so hard and not having any meltdowns at all. She is apathetic and withdrawn.
I look over and she is in fact smiling at the counsellor.
It doesn't take me long to figure out the counsellor is talking about me. I AM quick on the people skills. Quick enough that I can't have aspies. Right?
I'm a little embarrassed. Uh, yeah, we're uh here for my daughter.
High functioning aspies often come across as very gregarious and exciteable. But it isn't mania, it's just overstimulation, sensory overload, compensating for the exhaustion.
Yes, thanks for that. But my daughter is shutting down and not at all exciteable.
Uh uh. The counsellor keeps going. You're having a meltdown.
Exactly, I say. The kid is driving me crazy with her apathy.
Often it's the undiagnosed aspie parents who are the toughest on their aspie kids.
Well, she needs to suck it up at some point. Get with the friggin program. Oh booh hooh I'm special needs, I just want to play with my horses. Life doesn't work that way. I don't get to do what I want. I have to push myself. I make it work.
You're working really hard, aren't you? she asks.
Yes.
You are struggling.
Clearly.
You are exhausted.
No kidding.
Burned out.
Keep going.
Having a meltdown.
Yes.
Isn't it time to stop working so hard and figure out why it's always so hard?
Oh shit!
I HAVE HIGH-FUNCTIONING ASPERGERS!
We start talking and it all starts to fit together. The depression. The anxiety. The exhaustion. The pushing myself day in and day out just to get out of bed and do things I can't bear the the thought of doing - like facing the kids at school, like going grocery shopping, like going to a mums and tots play group. Not only have I done all this stuff my entire life, I have done it exceptionally well.
I would like to think that writing - and words - and brutal honesty and a high social conscience are my aspie traits.
But no, I think it is pleasing others and exceeding expectations.
This was easy at school but tougher once the expectations became my own.
The feeling of relief though - OH THANK GOD I CAN FINALLY GET SOME HELP FOR THIS - turned into second guessing. Should I be chatting with the receptionist at the gym or is that overkill? Am I being weird?
And, hey, wait a second, how can Ryan and I have the same diagnoses? We are total opposites. She is the child I least relate to. I don't get her at all.
Or do I?
Or might it be that we both see things differently from others? In part because of our diagnoses.
But also in part because of who we are.
We are two very different people who face challenges in two very different ways.
We are unique.
I wanted to pursue a diagnosis for Ryan in order to help us both understand her better, in order to help her learn and cope and thrive in a world that isn't going to be easy for her.
Don't I owe myself that same understanding?
The few people I have told I might have Aspergers are not at all surprised. It's been a joke since I was a kid that I was a bit of a psycho, a little odd, kind of a spaz, crazy Christine....even now friends joke that I am a little off but they like me that way.
I've always felt different.
Lately, I've been driving Damon crazy asking him how other people see things, asking him why other people don't remember the stuff I do or make the connections or JUST DAMN THINK. This is the first time in my life I have been in the real world. I grew up in Germany, the Asperger nation of the world, as a close friend calls it. I excelled. In the USA I learned to hide my academic aptitude and fit it. Then I went to highschool with the NYC Super Jews - half of who are probably highly functioning aspies themselves. Sure, I was a bit weird but...hey, I was a decent looking blonde and I was getting straight A,s on the cheerleading squad, student council and yearbook. I won academic achievement awards. Who was really going to argue with that? I went to an Ivy League University. Two in fact. Again, who was going to notice?!
And then Germany. Uh yeah. Love ya guys, but social isn't exactly Germany's strong point. And any quirkiness there was attributed to me being American.
But it adds up. Black and white thinking. High moral standard. Unwilling to bend it. Black and white thinking.
Black and white thinking. Which I might as well admit up front I feel is better than yours.
Admitting I might have Aspergers would be a real relief.
On the other hand, I shouldn't need a label to finally allow myself to be myself.
And cut myself some slack.
I'm more than a little embarrassed that a session I had booked for Ryan turned into a session all about me.
See, Lori, sometimes it really IS all about me!!!
Next week we have two separate sessions booked. One for me and one for Ryan.
Because we might both have Aspergers.
But we are still two entirely different human beings.
So we got our tentative Aspies diagnoses. Pretty much before we walked in the door.
The counsellor is asking me if I need a hug. (Uh, yes please!) And I am thinking, at last, some support and understanding about how difficult it is to parent an aspie child. They get me, they really get how hard it is.
We sit down and the counsellor starts talking to me about high functioning aspies slipping through the cracks and masking their differences by overachieving and struggling and just working oh so darn hard to do everything right until they just have a meltdown.
Which I was in the middle of having.
And I'm thinking, but what, my child is NOT overachieving and not working so hard and not having any meltdowns at all. She is apathetic and withdrawn.
I look over and she is in fact smiling at the counsellor.
It doesn't take me long to figure out the counsellor is talking about me. I AM quick on the people skills. Quick enough that I can't have aspies. Right?
I'm a little embarrassed. Uh, yeah, we're uh here for my daughter.
High functioning aspies often come across as very gregarious and exciteable. But it isn't mania, it's just overstimulation, sensory overload, compensating for the exhaustion.
Yes, thanks for that. But my daughter is shutting down and not at all exciteable.
Uh uh. The counsellor keeps going. You're having a meltdown.
Exactly, I say. The kid is driving me crazy with her apathy.
Often it's the undiagnosed aspie parents who are the toughest on their aspie kids.
Well, she needs to suck it up at some point. Get with the friggin program. Oh booh hooh I'm special needs, I just want to play with my horses. Life doesn't work that way. I don't get to do what I want. I have to push myself. I make it work.
You're working really hard, aren't you? she asks.
Yes.
You are struggling.
Clearly.
You are exhausted.
No kidding.
Burned out.
Keep going.
Having a meltdown.
Yes.
Isn't it time to stop working so hard and figure out why it's always so hard?
Oh shit!
I HAVE HIGH-FUNCTIONING ASPERGERS!
We start talking and it all starts to fit together. The depression. The anxiety. The exhaustion. The pushing myself day in and day out just to get out of bed and do things I can't bear the the thought of doing - like facing the kids at school, like going grocery shopping, like going to a mums and tots play group. Not only have I done all this stuff my entire life, I have done it exceptionally well.
I would like to think that writing - and words - and brutal honesty and a high social conscience are my aspie traits.
But no, I think it is pleasing others and exceeding expectations.
This was easy at school but tougher once the expectations became my own.
The feeling of relief though - OH THANK GOD I CAN FINALLY GET SOME HELP FOR THIS - turned into second guessing. Should I be chatting with the receptionist at the gym or is that overkill? Am I being weird?
And, hey, wait a second, how can Ryan and I have the same diagnoses? We are total opposites. She is the child I least relate to. I don't get her at all.
Or do I?
Or might it be that we both see things differently from others? In part because of our diagnoses.
But also in part because of who we are.
We are two very different people who face challenges in two very different ways.
We are unique.
I wanted to pursue a diagnosis for Ryan in order to help us both understand her better, in order to help her learn and cope and thrive in a world that isn't going to be easy for her.
Don't I owe myself that same understanding?
The few people I have told I might have Aspergers are not at all surprised. It's been a joke since I was a kid that I was a bit of a psycho, a little odd, kind of a spaz, crazy Christine....even now friends joke that I am a little off but they like me that way.
I've always felt different.
Lately, I've been driving Damon crazy asking him how other people see things, asking him why other people don't remember the stuff I do or make the connections or JUST DAMN THINK. This is the first time in my life I have been in the real world. I grew up in Germany, the Asperger nation of the world, as a close friend calls it. I excelled. In the USA I learned to hide my academic aptitude and fit it. Then I went to highschool with the NYC Super Jews - half of who are probably highly functioning aspies themselves. Sure, I was a bit weird but...hey, I was a decent looking blonde and I was getting straight A,s on the cheerleading squad, student council and yearbook. I won academic achievement awards. Who was really going to argue with that? I went to an Ivy League University. Two in fact. Again, who was going to notice?!
And then Germany. Uh yeah. Love ya guys, but social isn't exactly Germany's strong point. And any quirkiness there was attributed to me being American.
But it adds up. Black and white thinking. High moral standard. Unwilling to bend it. Black and white thinking.
Black and white thinking. Which I might as well admit up front I feel is better than yours.
Admitting I might have Aspergers would be a real relief.
On the other hand, I shouldn't need a label to finally allow myself to be myself.
And cut myself some slack.
I'm more than a little embarrassed that a session I had booked for Ryan turned into a session all about me.
See, Lori, sometimes it really IS all about me!!!
Next week we have two separate sessions booked. One for me and one for Ryan.
Because we might both have Aspergers.
But we are still two entirely different human beings.
Sunday, December 9, 2012
Sex on Sunday
"You people need a telly."
We get this a lot when we tell people we have five kids.
Last weekend we sat all five kids down in front of the telly. And then locked ourselves in our room.
Somehow I don't think this is what people had in mind when they told us to get a television! I must have been out of my mind. Or drinking. Funny how what worked in highschool - uni I mean, uni - is what still works now. Pleading. Over and over until I get tired of saying 'no'. Rum and coke. I'll even drink 'em warm.
Just like highschool.
Except now we're hiding from the kids instead of from our parents.
(Oh God, there is such a good reason I am not sending my daughter into highschool!)
So we go to open the door. Turn the lock.
And something doesn't go click and the handle doesn't turn and the door is jammed shut.
From the outside.
What the hell are we going to tell the police when they have to come and get us out? It's a Sunday afternoon. There is alcohol on the kitchen table. And five children - including a one year old and twin six year olds - unsupervised in front of the telly.
Oh Lord, we are going to prison.
For having sex on a Sunday.
We consider - or I do anyway - sending Damon out the window. Two stories down.
I am telling you. This was just like highschool all over again!
We end up calling the kids downstairs through the open window.
"Andrew. Andrew."
No answer.
"Andrew. Get up here."
All five of them finally come trudging up the stairs, breathless with excitement.
This is An Emergency.
What the heck are Mom and Dad doing locked in the bedroom? Unfortunately the twins are old enough to have their suspicions, although they are a little unclear on the details. The older two know.
Ew.
But better this than explaining it to the police.
"Silly Daddy played a trick on Mommy and locked us in the bedroom."
Ryan and Andrew go along with it. It's a bit like believing in Santa Claus. You don't really anymore but you go along with it anyway for the free presents. Or in this case, hiding from the Ugly Truth.
"Stick a little pin in the hole near the knob."
I would laugh if I wasn't so angry.
"I can't do it Dad, I can't do it."
"It's that or call the police son. Give it another go."
I consider calling out the windows to the neighbours. Except they already don't speak to us.
Should we send the kids outside for a ladder?
Meanwhile Damon is trying to get the door off its hinges. With his fingernails.
Finally something clicks and the knob turns.
The boys all turn and run back downstairs as fast as they can. Ryan smirks at me.
"It's your Dad's fault." I tell her.
Lord, please let her be wiser than I am.
Or at least have a higher alcohol tolerance.
Rum and coke and a telly.
Thinking maybe we should start watching the programming!
We get this a lot when we tell people we have five kids.
Last weekend we sat all five kids down in front of the telly. And then locked ourselves in our room.
Somehow I don't think this is what people had in mind when they told us to get a television! I must have been out of my mind. Or drinking. Funny how what worked in highschool - uni I mean, uni - is what still works now. Pleading. Over and over until I get tired of saying 'no'. Rum and coke. I'll even drink 'em warm.
Just like highschool.
Except now we're hiding from the kids instead of from our parents.
(Oh God, there is such a good reason I am not sending my daughter into highschool!)
So we go to open the door. Turn the lock.
And something doesn't go click and the handle doesn't turn and the door is jammed shut.
From the outside.
What the hell are we going to tell the police when they have to come and get us out? It's a Sunday afternoon. There is alcohol on the kitchen table. And five children - including a one year old and twin six year olds - unsupervised in front of the telly.
Oh Lord, we are going to prison.
For having sex on a Sunday.
We consider - or I do anyway - sending Damon out the window. Two stories down.
I am telling you. This was just like highschool all over again!
We end up calling the kids downstairs through the open window.
"Andrew. Andrew."
No answer.
"Andrew. Get up here."
All five of them finally come trudging up the stairs, breathless with excitement.
This is An Emergency.
What the heck are Mom and Dad doing locked in the bedroom? Unfortunately the twins are old enough to have their suspicions, although they are a little unclear on the details. The older two know.
Ew.
But better this than explaining it to the police.
"Silly Daddy played a trick on Mommy and locked us in the bedroom."
Ryan and Andrew go along with it. It's a bit like believing in Santa Claus. You don't really anymore but you go along with it anyway for the free presents. Or in this case, hiding from the Ugly Truth.
"Stick a little pin in the hole near the knob."
I would laugh if I wasn't so angry.
"I can't do it Dad, I can't do it."
"It's that or call the police son. Give it another go."
I consider calling out the windows to the neighbours. Except they already don't speak to us.
Should we send the kids outside for a ladder?
Meanwhile Damon is trying to get the door off its hinges. With his fingernails.
Finally something clicks and the knob turns.
The boys all turn and run back downstairs as fast as they can. Ryan smirks at me.
"It's your Dad's fault." I tell her.
Lord, please let her be wiser than I am.
Or at least have a higher alcohol tolerance.
Rum and coke and a telly.
Thinking maybe we should start watching the programming!
Saturday, December 8, 2012
On the Road Again ( Moving Forward)
Could it be possible that Ryan was both underchallenged at school academically and overchallenged socially at the same time?
She is zooming through her maths books. Little bitch. She told me she hadn't had all this before. She told me - after two weeks of taking the testing - that she didn't need to go on because the rest was new. She's repeatedly told me she doesn't know fractions to decimals.
And yesterday she was whizzing through it so fast she finished the entire one week section in twenty minutes.
All of a sudden she tells me she's had it before.
She just finds it boring.
"Was the work at school harder for you?"
No.
"Did you finish it this quickly."
Uh huh. (Itching to get her head back into her horse book.)
"What did you do when you finished this quickly? Was there more?"
No. I had to wait for all of the other kids to finish. I did a lot of sketching.
Ryan lives in her own world. I don't know if this is true or if this is just how she saw it as true.
But all I get is that she was spending most of her time at school waiting for other, slower students to finish, that she was stuck in reading groups especially with students she considered so remedial that she didn't even bother trying anymore. She really seems to have resented the slowness of the other students.
(This is in total contrast to Germany where it didn't seem as if she could keep up.)
Andrew, on the other hand, came home with this terms maths tests. He's done really well. His class at his new school seems to be working at a level higher than Ryan's class at their old school. He hasn't placed into the Gifted and Talented program because he is just catching up on all the stuff he has been missing for two years.
This child started off two years ago two years ahead of his classmates. And was so underchallenged he began a new school behind academically.
I'd say he is struggling to catch up but he isn't struggling at all. He loves it. He soaks it in and can't wait to learn something new. He is totally confident in his abilities to do the work. He just hadn't been presented with it before.
And the twins. Oh thank God we got them out when we did. They fall all over themselves to tell me what they have learned every day.
I don't know why we think that children don't have the right to surround themselves with better people. Adults don't have to put up with people exposing themselves or touching them or smacking them on the ass in the workplace. If someone punches you or repeatedly threatens you outside of school you call the police.
We say we want our children to get along with everyone, not just coddled rich kids in private schools. But the kids my children were being exposed to - and their behaviours - aren't ones that I would ever want them to have to deal with as an adult.
Why do I feel like a snob for expecting something better from myself and my children? And for doing something about it.
I was told Andrew wasn't all as gifted as I thought he was. Uh. Fine. Then what does it say about your school when he could easily do the work of the grades two years above his? And leaves two years later known as the smartest kid in the school (this from the 7th years we meet) and is barely working on par for the standards expected at the school just down the road? Another state school, not private.
You are who you surround yourself with. Especially in the formative years when you don't know yourself yet. Is it cool to lift up the girls' skirts when they walk by? Is it funny to see someone else's privates?
Or is it maybe even more exciting to find out that you are able to read chapter books without pictures? And learn about the Leaning Tower of Pisa? And sing Christmas carols.
The boys are fine. But I am still scared at how close I let them come to being less than what they are capable of.
Ryan? Hmmm. I don't know. It's going to be a long journey. Does she have a cognitive processing disorder? Somehow I doubt it. The points don't fit as well as the Aspergers signs. But I am willing to give it a go. She could have both. And some days - like yesterday afternoon - I don't think that she has either, that she is just a kid who got beaten down into assumed inadequacy, gave up and withdrew inside herself. Depression is a bitch. Even if you aren't aware you have it.
Yesterday she not only breezed through the maths but was excited to spend the evening at the shops looking for bathing suits and meeting friends of ours for icecream. She was like a giggling teenager. For the first time. Ever. She smiled at her friend and pranced and giggled instead of standing next to her awkwardly not really knowing what to do.
Then again, earlier in the afternoon I left her sketching Christmas cards on the kitchen table while I put Ian down for his nap and blogged for an hour and a half. I didn't check on her. When I came out there wasn't one card done and she was on the couch happily going through old horse magazines from Germany,
I could have killed her. Except she WAS reading in German! (Listen, she'd be reading it in Chinese if it had a picture of a horse on it!)
And the other day I took fifteen minutes to do dishes and found out her on my bed reading her horse book when she was supposed to be online doing maths.
It's more than disobedience. It's an inability to continue something on her own, a disability that would have been masked at a school where the teachers have to continually keep the whole class on target. It's an inability to plan the day's events: flute, math, write a story, sketch a Christmas card. An inablility to start, continue or finish anything without me right there beside her pushing her along.
And again, and absolute lack of interest in just about everything.
Ryan will be fine too. I have my working list of differentials: cognitive disorder, Aspergers or just plain assumed inadequacy. The last is probably the saddest but also the one we should eventually be able to work our way out of.
If I don't kill her first.
And so I end the term - and the school year - at peace instead of angry. I hated the move. I resented having to move.
But all four of my kids are on the path they are meant to be on.
And moving forward.
Which leads to me to wonder could a homeschooling mother be both underchallenged academically and overchallenged socially in her new role?!
You betcha!
She is zooming through her maths books. Little bitch. She told me she hadn't had all this before. She told me - after two weeks of taking the testing - that she didn't need to go on because the rest was new. She's repeatedly told me she doesn't know fractions to decimals.
And yesterday she was whizzing through it so fast she finished the entire one week section in twenty minutes.
All of a sudden she tells me she's had it before.
She just finds it boring.
"Was the work at school harder for you?"
No.
"Did you finish it this quickly."
Uh huh. (Itching to get her head back into her horse book.)
"What did you do when you finished this quickly? Was there more?"
No. I had to wait for all of the other kids to finish. I did a lot of sketching.
Ryan lives in her own world. I don't know if this is true or if this is just how she saw it as true.
But all I get is that she was spending most of her time at school waiting for other, slower students to finish, that she was stuck in reading groups especially with students she considered so remedial that she didn't even bother trying anymore. She really seems to have resented the slowness of the other students.
(This is in total contrast to Germany where it didn't seem as if she could keep up.)
Andrew, on the other hand, came home with this terms maths tests. He's done really well. His class at his new school seems to be working at a level higher than Ryan's class at their old school. He hasn't placed into the Gifted and Talented program because he is just catching up on all the stuff he has been missing for two years.
This child started off two years ago two years ahead of his classmates. And was so underchallenged he began a new school behind academically.
I'd say he is struggling to catch up but he isn't struggling at all. He loves it. He soaks it in and can't wait to learn something new. He is totally confident in his abilities to do the work. He just hadn't been presented with it before.
And the twins. Oh thank God we got them out when we did. They fall all over themselves to tell me what they have learned every day.
I don't know why we think that children don't have the right to surround themselves with better people. Adults don't have to put up with people exposing themselves or touching them or smacking them on the ass in the workplace. If someone punches you or repeatedly threatens you outside of school you call the police.
We say we want our children to get along with everyone, not just coddled rich kids in private schools. But the kids my children were being exposed to - and their behaviours - aren't ones that I would ever want them to have to deal with as an adult.
Why do I feel like a snob for expecting something better from myself and my children? And for doing something about it.
I was told Andrew wasn't all as gifted as I thought he was. Uh. Fine. Then what does it say about your school when he could easily do the work of the grades two years above his? And leaves two years later known as the smartest kid in the school (this from the 7th years we meet) and is barely working on par for the standards expected at the school just down the road? Another state school, not private.
You are who you surround yourself with. Especially in the formative years when you don't know yourself yet. Is it cool to lift up the girls' skirts when they walk by? Is it funny to see someone else's privates?
Or is it maybe even more exciting to find out that you are able to read chapter books without pictures? And learn about the Leaning Tower of Pisa? And sing Christmas carols.
The boys are fine. But I am still scared at how close I let them come to being less than what they are capable of.
Ryan? Hmmm. I don't know. It's going to be a long journey. Does she have a cognitive processing disorder? Somehow I doubt it. The points don't fit as well as the Aspergers signs. But I am willing to give it a go. She could have both. And some days - like yesterday afternoon - I don't think that she has either, that she is just a kid who got beaten down into assumed inadequacy, gave up and withdrew inside herself. Depression is a bitch. Even if you aren't aware you have it.
Yesterday she not only breezed through the maths but was excited to spend the evening at the shops looking for bathing suits and meeting friends of ours for icecream. She was like a giggling teenager. For the first time. Ever. She smiled at her friend and pranced and giggled instead of standing next to her awkwardly not really knowing what to do.
Then again, earlier in the afternoon I left her sketching Christmas cards on the kitchen table while I put Ian down for his nap and blogged for an hour and a half. I didn't check on her. When I came out there wasn't one card done and she was on the couch happily going through old horse magazines from Germany,
I could have killed her. Except she WAS reading in German! (Listen, she'd be reading it in Chinese if it had a picture of a horse on it!)
And the other day I took fifteen minutes to do dishes and found out her on my bed reading her horse book when she was supposed to be online doing maths.
It's more than disobedience. It's an inability to continue something on her own, a disability that would have been masked at a school where the teachers have to continually keep the whole class on target. It's an inability to plan the day's events: flute, math, write a story, sketch a Christmas card. An inablility to start, continue or finish anything without me right there beside her pushing her along.
And again, and absolute lack of interest in just about everything.
Ryan will be fine too. I have my working list of differentials: cognitive disorder, Aspergers or just plain assumed inadequacy. The last is probably the saddest but also the one we should eventually be able to work our way out of.
If I don't kill her first.
And so I end the term - and the school year - at peace instead of angry. I hated the move. I resented having to move.
But all four of my kids are on the path they are meant to be on.
And moving forward.
Which leads to me to wonder could a homeschooling mother be both underchallenged academically and overchallenged socially in her new role?!
You betcha!
Wednesday, December 5, 2012
Breaking Out Of The Box!
Homeschoolers talk a lot about the failure of the traditional education system to meet individual needs.
We talk a lot about wanting more for our kids than the national average.
We say we don't need - or even want - our kids to fit into the box that they've been labelled and sorted into.
I don't want to be in a box, interrupts Ryan, I'd rather be in a paddock.
Yes dear.
She's been taking art classes too. And doing exceptionally well.
Except she moans about having to use colour.
I like it better in black and white, she says.
No kidding.
We saw the specialist yesterday, showed him our just-about-national-average scores, the rave reviews from her teachers here, the condemning ones from Germany. Thank God, at least the teachers LIKE her here!
Contributions in class are highly dependent on whether or not the topic interests her. Doesn't know how to tailor her conversation topics to interest the other kids. Seems exhausted by the demands of the day. Is unable to express her thoughts clearly when writing. Has to work on her handwriting. (This is a German thing!!) Isn't able to apply the rote maths she has learned to higher level problem solving. Is dreamy and unfocused. Doesn't get the point of school. Often doesn't seem to understand the directions and then just does the work any which way she pleases. Is polite and respectful to the teacher.
I got mad translating the remarks into English. WHY oh WHY should this child have been so polite and respectful for so long? WHY oh WHY did I make her go back into that demeaning, aggressive, entirely unacceptable situation for so long? HOW did she do it day after day, hour after hour, knowing she would never be good enough, never meet expectations, never get the help she was unable to ask for. She is a much stronger person than any of us ever give her credit for.
Of course I sent her because I didn't know any better either.
And, finally, because I would have been arrested if I hadn't sent her.
The system in Germany refuses to meet the needs of my child but then refuses to accord me the right to meet them myself.
I honestly don't get the point of school either.
Or worse, I get it now.
In Germany, its a form of social control. The state controls you. You conform to the state.
I think Australia and the USA use it as the best means of babysitting the children of the masses that they can find. Let's face it, at some point, all you are trying to do is keep the fifteen year olds from getting knocked up. Or ending up in juvenile detention. Off the streets and out of trouble.
What's the point of 12 -or more- years of school, when the average person reads at a Grade 7 level. Doesn't know the multiplication tables. Or enough basic maths to add up a column of grocery items or do double digit addition and subtraction?
How many Americans know what the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria did? Or what Plymouth Rock is? Or why we remember Washington or Lincoln for that matter? Or celebrate the fourth of July on the fourth of July?
Go ahead and laugh. How many Australians really know the significance of Botany Bay? The First Fleet? Willis and Bourke. Let alone who Mabo is? What the Rabbit Proof Fence is? And who that guy is on the Fifty Dollar Bill?
Listen, the Germans don't learn ANYTHING about their history until after grade school. I tried when I was homeschooling. There wasn't anything appropriate for children of that age. Better to let them learn about the Egyptians. And concentrate on their handwriting.
The traditional education system - public mass education - was implemented to train farm workers to work in factories. It wasn't meant to churn out brain surgeons or astronauts or poets and philosphers.
I'm not saying that they aren't doing the best they can. The sad thing is that I think they are doing remarkably well given what they have to work with.
At some point, an institution exists mainly to perpetuate itself.
The brutality I have heard about in schools would be considered sexual harassment in the work place. It would be assault on the street.
At school it is called bullying.
The social skills I hear about from highschools are not the social skills I need my children learning. These are not the people I want my children to have to learn to get along with.
My three boys are doing fine at the school they are in now. They are learning, they are happy. They are with children who behave the way we expect ours to behave.
My boys fit in. They are bright, they are athletic, they are friendly and funny and social. They can break out of the box and excel because they know how to fit into the box in the first place.
But for those who DON'T fit in there is ridicule, rejection, fear and pain, emotional violence and actual physical danger.
And an institution covering up for itself instead of protecting those it is supposed to nurture.
Ryan is lucky. It didn't get that far. We can homeschool.
But we did get that buck up and fit in attitutude from friends in Germany. Like Ryan should accept her inferior status and be happy to have it.
We are out of the box.
The box is broken.
But I didn't let it break my child.
We talk a lot about wanting more for our kids than the national average.
We say we don't need - or even want - our kids to fit into the box that they've been labelled and sorted into.
I don't want to be in a box, interrupts Ryan, I'd rather be in a paddock.
Yes dear.
She's been taking art classes too. And doing exceptionally well.
Except she moans about having to use colour.
I like it better in black and white, she says.
No kidding.
We saw the specialist yesterday, showed him our just-about-national-average scores, the rave reviews from her teachers here, the condemning ones from Germany. Thank God, at least the teachers LIKE her here!
Contributions in class are highly dependent on whether or not the topic interests her. Doesn't know how to tailor her conversation topics to interest the other kids. Seems exhausted by the demands of the day. Is unable to express her thoughts clearly when writing. Has to work on her handwriting. (This is a German thing!!) Isn't able to apply the rote maths she has learned to higher level problem solving. Is dreamy and unfocused. Doesn't get the point of school. Often doesn't seem to understand the directions and then just does the work any which way she pleases. Is polite and respectful to the teacher.
I got mad translating the remarks into English. WHY oh WHY should this child have been so polite and respectful for so long? WHY oh WHY did I make her go back into that demeaning, aggressive, entirely unacceptable situation for so long? HOW did she do it day after day, hour after hour, knowing she would never be good enough, never meet expectations, never get the help she was unable to ask for. She is a much stronger person than any of us ever give her credit for.
Of course I sent her because I didn't know any better either.
And, finally, because I would have been arrested if I hadn't sent her.
The system in Germany refuses to meet the needs of my child but then refuses to accord me the right to meet them myself.
I honestly don't get the point of school either.
Or worse, I get it now.
In Germany, its a form of social control. The state controls you. You conform to the state.
I think Australia and the USA use it as the best means of babysitting the children of the masses that they can find. Let's face it, at some point, all you are trying to do is keep the fifteen year olds from getting knocked up. Or ending up in juvenile detention. Off the streets and out of trouble.
What's the point of 12 -or more- years of school, when the average person reads at a Grade 7 level. Doesn't know the multiplication tables. Or enough basic maths to add up a column of grocery items or do double digit addition and subtraction?
How many Americans know what the Nina, the Pinta and the Santa Maria did? Or what Plymouth Rock is? Or why we remember Washington or Lincoln for that matter? Or celebrate the fourth of July on the fourth of July?
Go ahead and laugh. How many Australians really know the significance of Botany Bay? The First Fleet? Willis and Bourke. Let alone who Mabo is? What the Rabbit Proof Fence is? And who that guy is on the Fifty Dollar Bill?
Listen, the Germans don't learn ANYTHING about their history until after grade school. I tried when I was homeschooling. There wasn't anything appropriate for children of that age. Better to let them learn about the Egyptians. And concentrate on their handwriting.
The traditional education system - public mass education - was implemented to train farm workers to work in factories. It wasn't meant to churn out brain surgeons or astronauts or poets and philosphers.
I'm not saying that they aren't doing the best they can. The sad thing is that I think they are doing remarkably well given what they have to work with.
At some point, an institution exists mainly to perpetuate itself.
The brutality I have heard about in schools would be considered sexual harassment in the work place. It would be assault on the street.
At school it is called bullying.
The social skills I hear about from highschools are not the social skills I need my children learning. These are not the people I want my children to have to learn to get along with.
My three boys are doing fine at the school they are in now. They are learning, they are happy. They are with children who behave the way we expect ours to behave.
My boys fit in. They are bright, they are athletic, they are friendly and funny and social. They can break out of the box and excel because they know how to fit into the box in the first place.
But for those who DON'T fit in there is ridicule, rejection, fear and pain, emotional violence and actual physical danger.
And an institution covering up for itself instead of protecting those it is supposed to nurture.
Ryan is lucky. It didn't get that far. We can homeschool.
But we did get that buck up and fit in attitutude from friends in Germany. Like Ryan should accept her inferior status and be happy to have it.
We are out of the box.
The box is broken.
But I didn't let it break my child.
Successful Failure
I was pretty excited to tell you about the success of my big November failure.
It turns out that sometimes you just CAN'T squeeze just another extra hour into your day for something you love.
I already get up at 5 AM to workout. 4 AM just doesn't seem human.
I don't watch TV. Really, at this point I don't watch TV. At all. Have watched one full show - Supernatural - for as far back as I can remember. One show. Two weeks ago as a date night with Damon. Love that show but someone has GOT to put that show out of its misery and give those boys the chance to do something else. What about killing them off? And KEEPING them dead this time?!
I am rarely online. This last time it was two weeks between email and fb check-ins. I don't have time. If I am online, Ryan isn't getting her schoolwork done.
And fuck...the baby just woke up.
(Two days later....continued...)
That was the first ten minutes I have had to sit down alone and write something in over three weeks.
I carry a notebook. I jot down notes. I have ideas going on all the time. Brain-writing, Michelle, another busy mother of young children, calls it.
But ten whole minutes?
Haven't got them.
I could give up working out. And gain back the 30 pounds I have lost and go mentally insane. The gym is the only time I have without the responsibilities of children all day. From 5:30 - 6:30 AM. Where fit women yell at me asking me cheeky things like " are you giving it your all?"
And "show me what you've got."
"Push it. Push it. Until the tank is empty."
There are times I have cried during rpm class, warm silent tears in the dark as I keep pedalling. Because I STARTED the class with an empty tank. And because when I finish at 6:30 AM, I still have to dress and feed five children and make it through a day.
How long can you run on empty?!
"THIS IS YOUR MOUNTAIN!"
Uh no....THIS is my beach. My mountains are waiting for me at home!
Of course, the gym is also where I get such gems as "wow, you look fantastic. You have really lost a lot of weight."
And, "you have really increased those weights, good on ya mate!"
And, " you did 5 kms in 35 minutes...way to go!" Even though she's done 10 kms in just about the same time!
Last Monday I walked in feeling really sorry for myself. OMG. My daughter has Asperger's. She will never ever be able to live life fully independently from me. I will be pushing and pulling and - uh, yeah, gently guiding - her through life FOREVER. She will never leave home. I will be doing sixth grade math with her forever instead of sitting beside her writing my novel as I'd envisioned in the homeschooling scenario. AND I AM GETTING ABSOLUTELY NO WRITING DONE! Nothing for me! (I have left my protagonist walking home from school alone with the good-looking but enigmatic bad boy next door. If I don't get to them soon, she'll be pregnant before they discover the hidden door to the magic kingdom that will change their lives and help them discover who they are!!)
And I get "she is your challenge." (My daughter, not my protagonist.)
Goddamnit, it's hard to work out next to little Miss Sunshine sometimes!!
"Challenge yourself. Go go go. Don't give up. Don't stop. You can do it. YOU CAN DO IT!!!"
You can see why I need the gym.
I made it through the week running on empty. I thought I would collapse. I remembered the last time I felt this beaten and exhausted. When the twins were about two and I couldn't make either one of them happy all the time, when I couldn't meet any of my childrens' needs, when I was so tired and beaten that all I wanted to do was lay down and never get up. And I just dragged myself from one chore to the next. Nothing was fun. Nothing was ever finished. And I was never there - for anyone- enough.
Ian is 1. Ryan needs constant supervision if she is to do her schoolwork. And here I thought I was done with not being able to meet the needs of two people simultaneously.
Then the other three come home.
I end the day with a dirty house, no dinner planned, no nap (for me, not Ian), no writing done, and the feeling that all I have done all day is sixth grade over and over again.
There has been nothing for me all day long and I am too tired at 9 PM when the kids are in bed and the dishes done - by then I have been running from one task to another for 16 hours without a break - to do more.
The last time I was this run down I ended up in the hospital for two weeks. With a false diagnosis. Ever consider sheer exhaustion you friggin' morons?
Failure just wasn't an option this time.
And so I amped it up. I kept going. I did more with less.
And now I think that maybe, just maybe, I CAN wake up at 4 AM to write my novel.
I can at least give it a go!
That gives me 2 and 1/2 hours a day for myself instead of the 1 1/2 I take now.
And so National November Writing A Novel Month....in which I managed 5 days of writing....wasn't a complete failure just because I didn't finish.
I started.
I started on empty.
I ran out and I stopped.
But I can start again.
And start again as many times as I have to.
The only thing that is going to fill my tank is writing.
And so I will do sixth grade. And go to baby time. And sports events and assemblies at school. I will clean the house the best I can, cook some fairly healthy meals, read bedtime stories, hang up awards, make art projects and collect shells on the beach. Grocery shop, replace outgrown shoes, decorate the house for Christmas, sort through last year's schoolwork and cover next year's books, keep my veterinary education points up to date, meet for playdates, have people over, take the car in for repairs, make that psych appointment and the hearing test, read up on Cognitive Associative Processing Disorder, wrap Christmas presents, laundry...
And yeah, the baby is up.
I was going to tell you that starting my novel showed me that there is no way in this world that I can finish a novel in a month.
Instead, I realise that I don't have to to be successful.
I can write for me. Because I want to.
Because I have to if I have any chance at all at keeping up with any of those other things.
It turns out that sometimes you just CAN'T squeeze just another extra hour into your day for something you love.
I already get up at 5 AM to workout. 4 AM just doesn't seem human.
I don't watch TV. Really, at this point I don't watch TV. At all. Have watched one full show - Supernatural - for as far back as I can remember. One show. Two weeks ago as a date night with Damon. Love that show but someone has GOT to put that show out of its misery and give those boys the chance to do something else. What about killing them off? And KEEPING them dead this time?!
I am rarely online. This last time it was two weeks between email and fb check-ins. I don't have time. If I am online, Ryan isn't getting her schoolwork done.
And fuck...the baby just woke up.
(Two days later....continued...)
That was the first ten minutes I have had to sit down alone and write something in over three weeks.
I carry a notebook. I jot down notes. I have ideas going on all the time. Brain-writing, Michelle, another busy mother of young children, calls it.
But ten whole minutes?
Haven't got them.
I could give up working out. And gain back the 30 pounds I have lost and go mentally insane. The gym is the only time I have without the responsibilities of children all day. From 5:30 - 6:30 AM. Where fit women yell at me asking me cheeky things like " are you giving it your all?"
And "show me what you've got."
"Push it. Push it. Until the tank is empty."
There are times I have cried during rpm class, warm silent tears in the dark as I keep pedalling. Because I STARTED the class with an empty tank. And because when I finish at 6:30 AM, I still have to dress and feed five children and make it through a day.
How long can you run on empty?!
"THIS IS YOUR MOUNTAIN!"
Uh no....THIS is my beach. My mountains are waiting for me at home!
Of course, the gym is also where I get such gems as "wow, you look fantastic. You have really lost a lot of weight."
And, "you have really increased those weights, good on ya mate!"
And, " you did 5 kms in 35 minutes...way to go!" Even though she's done 10 kms in just about the same time!
Last Monday I walked in feeling really sorry for myself. OMG. My daughter has Asperger's. She will never ever be able to live life fully independently from me. I will be pushing and pulling and - uh, yeah, gently guiding - her through life FOREVER. She will never leave home. I will be doing sixth grade math with her forever instead of sitting beside her writing my novel as I'd envisioned in the homeschooling scenario. AND I AM GETTING ABSOLUTELY NO WRITING DONE! Nothing for me! (I have left my protagonist walking home from school alone with the good-looking but enigmatic bad boy next door. If I don't get to them soon, she'll be pregnant before they discover the hidden door to the magic kingdom that will change their lives and help them discover who they are!!)
And I get "she is your challenge." (My daughter, not my protagonist.)
Goddamnit, it's hard to work out next to little Miss Sunshine sometimes!!
"Challenge yourself. Go go go. Don't give up. Don't stop. You can do it. YOU CAN DO IT!!!"
You can see why I need the gym.
I made it through the week running on empty. I thought I would collapse. I remembered the last time I felt this beaten and exhausted. When the twins were about two and I couldn't make either one of them happy all the time, when I couldn't meet any of my childrens' needs, when I was so tired and beaten that all I wanted to do was lay down and never get up. And I just dragged myself from one chore to the next. Nothing was fun. Nothing was ever finished. And I was never there - for anyone- enough.
Ian is 1. Ryan needs constant supervision if she is to do her schoolwork. And here I thought I was done with not being able to meet the needs of two people simultaneously.
Then the other three come home.
I end the day with a dirty house, no dinner planned, no nap (for me, not Ian), no writing done, and the feeling that all I have done all day is sixth grade over and over again.
There has been nothing for me all day long and I am too tired at 9 PM when the kids are in bed and the dishes done - by then I have been running from one task to another for 16 hours without a break - to do more.
The last time I was this run down I ended up in the hospital for two weeks. With a false diagnosis. Ever consider sheer exhaustion you friggin' morons?
Failure just wasn't an option this time.
And so I amped it up. I kept going. I did more with less.
And now I think that maybe, just maybe, I CAN wake up at 4 AM to write my novel.
I can at least give it a go!
That gives me 2 and 1/2 hours a day for myself instead of the 1 1/2 I take now.
And so National November Writing A Novel Month....in which I managed 5 days of writing....wasn't a complete failure just because I didn't finish.
I started.
I started on empty.
I ran out and I stopped.
But I can start again.
And start again as many times as I have to.
The only thing that is going to fill my tank is writing.
And so I will do sixth grade. And go to baby time. And sports events and assemblies at school. I will clean the house the best I can, cook some fairly healthy meals, read bedtime stories, hang up awards, make art projects and collect shells on the beach. Grocery shop, replace outgrown shoes, decorate the house for Christmas, sort through last year's schoolwork and cover next year's books, keep my veterinary education points up to date, meet for playdates, have people over, take the car in for repairs, make that psych appointment and the hearing test, read up on Cognitive Associative Processing Disorder, wrap Christmas presents, laundry...
And yeah, the baby is up.
I was going to tell you that starting my novel showed me that there is no way in this world that I can finish a novel in a month.
Instead, I realise that I don't have to to be successful.
I can write for me. Because I want to.
Because I have to if I have any chance at all at keeping up with any of those other things.
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